motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

posted 2 hours ago with 37,310 notes (originally from motherhonker)

Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!

posted 2 hours ago with 35,022 notes (originally from cruciology)

hopeandmusic:

Just went out to get the mail. Saw that Emmy magazine arrived. I flipped to some random page, and this is what came up! :) Even the universe knows how much I love my show!
CONFESS - YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BEAT THIS UNIT.

Just went out to get the mail. Saw that Emmy magazine arrived. I flipped to some random page, and this is what came up! :) Even the universe knows how much I love my show!

CONFESS - YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BEAT THIS UNIT.

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posted 2 hours ago with 59 notes (originally from hopeandmusic)

“Ew you like him?”

I fucking hate when I like a guy, and someone says that to me. How rude can you be? I don’t care if he isn’t the “cutest” boy ever, he doesn’t have to be. The fact that you don’t even know him, and you still said that. Fuck you. I like him for him. You might not think he’s cute, but you don’t see him the way I do. I think he’s perfect the way he is.

amen!

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posted 2 hours ago with 97 notes (originally from brainstark)

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp. Hardest question ever asked? I think yes.

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posted 2 hours ago with 27 notes (originally from mrs--lovett)

Why do they lie?

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posted 4 hours ago with 290 notes (originally from ofsparrowsandmockingjays)

Doesn’t have a problem lying to herself cause her liquors top shelf.

posted 4 hours ago with 1 note
#lana del rey #love #music

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mnement:

tim burton, helena bonham carter photos

http://www.johnnytim.com/temat/gallery/2012/06_02/all.html

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posted 4 hours ago with 22 notes (originally from mnement)

God Save the Queen, Long Live the Queen

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officerscherbatsky:

03. TOP EIGHT FAVOURITE SCENES: GREY’S ANATOMY, SEASON EIGHT.

MARK: I love you.
LEXIE: You don’t have to say it because I said it.
MARK: I do. I love you. I love you. I’ve always been in love with you. I will always be in love with you.
LEXIE: Yeah?
MARK: Yeah. Which is why you have to stay alive. We— We— We’re gonna get married and you’re gonna make an amazing surgeon. And we’re gonna have two or three kids.
LEXIE: So Sofia can have siblings.
MARK: Yeah. A sister and two brothers.
LEXIE: That’s nice.
MARK: And… We’re going to be happy, Lex… You and me. We’re going to have the best life, Lexie, you and me. We’re gonna be so happy. So you can’t die, okay? You can’t die, because we’re supposed to end up together. We’re meant to be.
LEXIE: Meant to be.
MARK: I love you. I love you. I love you. I-I love you. I love you. (crying) I love you. I love you. I love you. (sobs) I love you. I love you.

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posted 8 hours ago with 86 notes (originally from officerscherbatsky)